The 2004 Democratic Candidate Series - Part I

Howdy Gephardt

Noted for his lies, gross exaggeration, hatred for Bush, and his general lack of morality. He should be a fine representative of the Liberal Left. His strings will continue to be operated by the groveling losers of the country, the poor, stupid, greedy, lazy, i.e. union workers, and the criminal element, etc. So if you happen to be smart enough to punch a hole completely through a piece of cardboard, this is your man.